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Navios Maritime reports strong 2Q revenue gains
Shipping and logistics company Navios Maritime Holdings Inc. on Tuesday reported greater profit in the second quarter as shipping revenue more than doubled.
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The Sexy 7 
1. The 6th Annual Lingerie Party with Pleasure Zone Nightlife
Saturday, May 31, 8:30 pm
Agent Provocateur, here we come. Don your most daring, sexy fashions and indulge your curiosity and innate powers of seduction. Although not self-proclaimed swingers per se, this sex-positive, girlcentric entertainment scene is for both women and couples.
2. "Sex and Sensibility: Ten Women Examine the Lunacy of Modern Love …. In 200 Cartoons"
Until June 8, Cartoon Art Musuem
If you always flip to the cartoons in the New Yorker first, here’s an exhibit for you: ten of the funniest female cartoonists covering “sex, love and everything else that's amusing about relationships today.” There’s endless material.
3. Singles Trivia Night
Tuesday, June 2
If you’re looking for a partner that knows the answer to things like “In what year did the Muppets take Manhattan?” than this is the night for you. Smart and funny tops most lists of desirable traits in mates and here you can cut to the chase.
4. Union Street Festival
Saturday, May 31 and Sunday, June 1
The infamous Union Street Festival is going green, which is all fine and good. But most (ok, many), head here to drink and hook up. Flirt all you want, but please don’t forget to recycle your plastic cups.
5. BeachChic
Saturday, June 7
Start the tanning machines. Zoë Bikini Collection 2008 will put on two sexy fashion shows at Supperclub. It’s a cool event for women, but of course there’s plenty of eye-candy for men too.
6. The Gemini Disco
Friday, May 30
I’m not only partial to this party because I’m a Gemini myself, but Pink is one of those places where everyone dances like they’re about to have sex—or are about to. Throw in a little disco and you never know what could happen.
7. Six Sex Scenes And A Murder
May 30–June 5
Stop by the Lumiere Theater for a titillating evening—or as they put it, “an erotic tangle of passion, desire and whodunit”—written and directed by Bay Area filmmaker Julie Rubio.
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7 Sexy Things
As we head into the end of May and the beginning of summer, keep these (mostly) local events on your radar should you feel the need to turn up the heat.
1. Masturbate-a-thon
Sunday, May 25, at the Center for Sex & Culture downtown
Just think: Sex with someone you love, and for a great cause.
2. Ask the Doctors: Masturbation
Thursday, May 22, at Good Vibrations 603 Valencia St. (at 17th), 415-522-5460 6:30–7:30pm
May is masturbation month, the perfect opportunity to learn more about everyone’s favorite pastime. Join Dr. Carol Queen, Ph.D., and Dr. Robert Lawrence for one of Good Vibes’ most popular events as they explore the ins and outs of masturbation.
3. Playboy Mansion White Party
This weekend, May 23–25, at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles
Forget barbecues for Memorial Day. Check out my video from last year. I’m going again and you should too. Do I ever steer you wrong?
Wendy Merrill
4. Seriously Funny: An Evening with Wendy Merrill (Author of Falling Into Manholes) and Alan Black (Author of Kick the Balls)
Saturday May 24, 8pm, at Edinburgh Castle Pub
C’mon you know you’ve fallen into a manhole or two. Local author Wendy Merrill fell into some you may even recognize yourself. I laughed out loud. I know it’s cliché but I really did. Her book’s been described as “the witty, skewed, rueful misadventures of an in-recovery-from-everything bad/good girl as she searches for love, sex, sanity… and herself.” Take the quiz on the website to find out if there’s a bad/good girl inside of you. Wendy will appear with Alan Black, author of Kick the Balls: An Offensive Suburban Odyssey.
5. Diva & The City Expo
Wednesday, May 28, at Domain Hotel in Sunnyvale
Goody Bags, entry into the raffle for a pair of stilettos from www.JewelsExpression.com, movie passes to Sex and the City courtesy of www.LoneStarTransportation.com, an original Rabbit Pearl from www.BlissConnection.com, a stripper pole from www.BlissPartiesInc.com, appetizers, cosmos, and a fun night of shopping. You don’t necessarily have to be a diva but I know you’ve needed to update your toys collection and buy that stripper pole once and for all. Okay, if not, just come and play!
6. Become an Extraordinary Lover ™, Level 1: For Men who Love Women
Friday May 30, in San Francisco
If he’s not “getting” your subtle cues, he will after one of these all-day courses with local sex therapists Celeste and Danielle.
7. Sex and the City Film Premiere!
Opening Friday, May 30
Watch the trailer here.
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Miller Lite revives 'Great Taste, Less Filling' ad
The debate lives on. For years, Miller Lite drinkers, including notables like comic Rodney Dangerfield and football coach John Madden, bickered back and forth. Some said the drink tasted great. Others said it was less filling.
Source: www.ibtimes.com