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Thursday, July 24th, 20087 Sexy Things
As we head into the end of May and the beginning of summer, keep these (mostly) local events on your radar should you feel the need to turn up the heat.
1. Masturbate-a-thon
Sunday, May 25, at the Center for Sex & Culture downtown
Just think: Sex with someone you love, and for a great cause.
2. Ask the Doctors: Masturbation
Thursday, May 22, at Good Vibrations 603 Valencia St. (at 17th), 415-522-5460 6:30–7:30pm
May is masturbation month, the perfect opportunity to learn more about everyone’s favorite pastime. Join Dr. Carol Queen, Ph.D., and Dr. Robert Lawrence for one of Good Vibes’ most popular events as they explore the ins and outs of masturbation.
3. Playboy Mansion White Party
This weekend, May 23–25, at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles
Forget barbecues for Memorial Day. Check out my video from last year. I’m going again and you should too. Do I ever steer you wrong?
Wendy Merrill
4. Seriously Funny: An Evening with Wendy Merrill (Author of Falling Into Manholes) and Alan Black (Author of Kick the Balls)
Saturday May 24, 8pm, at Edinburgh Castle Pub
C’mon you know you’ve fallen into a manhole or two. Local author Wendy Merrill fell into some you may even recognize yourself. I laughed out loud. I know it’s cliché but I really did. Her book’s been described as “the witty, skewed, rueful misadventures of an in-recovery-from-everything bad/good girl as she searches for love, sex, sanity… and herself.” Take the quiz on the website to find out if there’s a bad/good girl inside of you. Wendy will appear with Alan Black, author of Kick the Balls: An Offensive Suburban Odyssey.
5. Diva & The City Expo
Wednesday, May 28, at Domain Hotel in Sunnyvale
Goody Bags, entry into the raffle for a pair of stilettos from www.JewelsExpression.com, movie passes to Sex and the City courtesy of www.LoneStarTransportation.com, an original Rabbit Pearl from www.BlissConnection.com, a stripper pole from www.BlissPartiesInc.com, appetizers, cosmos, and a fun night of shopping. You don’t necessarily have to be a diva but I know you’ve needed to update your toys collection and buy that stripper pole once and for all. Okay, if not, just come and play!
6. Become an Extraordinary Lover ™, Level 1: For Men who Love Women
Friday May 30, in San Francisco
If he’s not “getting” your subtle cues, he will after one of these all-day courses with local sex therapists Celeste and Danielle.
7. Sex and the City Film Premiere!
Opening Friday, May 30
Watch the trailer here.
Source: www.7×7sf.com
7 Sexy Things 
1. Writers With Drinks
Sunday, June 14, 7:30pm
Make -Out Room, 3225 22nd St., 415-647-2888
The Make-Out Room not only has a cool, intimate vibe, but it really makes you want to make out. Writers With Drinks is one of my favorite, always-entertaining SF events. Check out this Sunday’s reading with SF legend Armisted Maupin.
2. Book Release, Kissing Dead Girls by Daphne Gottlieb
Tuesday, June 17, 7pm
City Lights Book Store, 261 Columbus Ave., 415-362-4921
Daphne celebrates two story collections this evening: Kissing Dead Girls and Fucking Daphne. Read more about both of them here: www.daphnegottlieb.com
3. Ask the Doctors: Threesomes
Thursday, June 19, 6:30pm
Good Vibrations, 603 Valencia St., 415-522-5460
The number two question I get asked (number one is about whether size matters) is: How can I get my partner to have a threesome? I can guarantee with the legendary team of Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence, you’ll have your answers.
4. Not Just a Pretty Face by Stacy Malkin
Friday, June 20, 7pm
Red Hill Books, 401 Cortland Ave., 415-648-5331
Continuing with this week’s literary theme, I recommend this read. I recently stayed with a friend in New York who works in the beauty industry. Upon perusing my favorite lipsticks, gels and creams, she insisted I throw most in the trash. Apparently, there’s lead in my lipstick and carcinogens in my face cream. Not Just A Pretty Face argues that our unregulated sexy products are causing more danger than beauty.
5. BDSM: It’s Not What You Think
Friday, June 20, 10pm
Roxie Theatre, 3117 16th St., 415-703-8650
Or do you even think about it? Are you curious? Lots of people are, but don’t know whom to ask about the world of bondage, domination, sadism and masochism. Walk away from this film informed.
Scrap the barbeque this summer (you know it’ll be fogged in anyway) and instead book a Passion Party, the modern-day Tupperware party for people who talk more about sex than cooking—or at least almost as much. These parties include the latest in sex toys, games, potions and lotions.
7. We-Vibe
The We-Vibe was recently named Top Toy of the Year by the listeners of the popular radio program Talk Sex with Sue Johanson. The We-Vibe stimulates both the G-spot and clitoris at the same time, and can be used alone or while having intercourse. Hallelujah!
Source: www.7×7sf.com
